Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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