I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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