is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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