He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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