It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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