hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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