Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my poor anus
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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