i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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