she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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