They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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