Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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