It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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