i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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