I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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