I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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