My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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