Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Randomize
