Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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