i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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