you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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