Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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