I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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