Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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