Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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