i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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