The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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