Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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