Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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