I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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