I swear she didn't look like that last week.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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