no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize