Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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