no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just want to make out with him forever
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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