If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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