Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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