So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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