It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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