Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
that is very illegal...i love you.
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