i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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