Do you still have your period?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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