She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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