im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
