If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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