Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no, he came in my armpit
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
