Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
