Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Rumble strips road head = magical
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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