the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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