I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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