Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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