i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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