whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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