8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We were destined to go to rehab together
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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