the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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