I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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