So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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