I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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