I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just want to make out with him forever
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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