nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
as a side note pls kill me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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