so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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